Since this is a page about group sex I thought I would include this little humor section just for a goof. This is the advantages and disadvantages of a three way relationship....
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The Menage a Trois
| Advantages: 1. It can get really weird. 2. Someone can go for beer and pizza without interrupting the proceedings. 3. There's always a hand or mouth free when you need one. 4. Motel rooms split 3 ways are only $19. 5. You get to watch your best friends making love. 6. Simultaneous intercourse and oral sex has to be experienced to be believed. 7. You get strange looks when you all go out dancing. 8. Enough people to play good card games if things don't work out. 9. You can safely check yourself for any homosexual tendencies without actually doing anything about it. 10. Calling out the wrong name during climax isn't as much of a problem. 11. Three-person kisses are best. |
Disadvantages: 1. It can get really weird. 2. It's tougher for three people to agree on pizza toppings. 3. Simultaneous orgasms are even trickier to pull off. 4. While you're in the bathroom, there are two people giggling about the pimple on your butt. 5. Trying to find a safe place to put your elbows. 6. Queen-sized beds are smaller than you remember them. 7. It's hard to fit 3 names into the little heart when doodling. 8. Morning breath multiplied by 3. 9. Discovering strong homosexual tendencies in friends. 10. You can wreck twice the usual number of relationships. 11. The odds of friends/spouses are significantly increased. 12. Sorting and putting on clothes quickly when the friend/spouse walks in assumes comical proportions. 13. Two wet spots to avoid. |
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