Here's a list of stupid slang terminology that is sure to offend, or at least come in handy. If you know a disgusting term that is not found here -
And now
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tropical wind • When getting your asshole eaten out by a worthless tramp, you break wind....hence the name tropical wind.
resusitation • When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.
the bait n' tackle • This one was used by the sailors from the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely nourished. Gone fishin'!
cleveland steamer • The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.
the compton gangbang • You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)
dirty sanchez • A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.
hogging • While intoxicated, high, or just plain deperate, you go searching for the fattest bitch you can find and proceed to ride her like a Harley. Best accomplished with large groups friends.
the king kong • A trick used for those bored with conventional masturbation. Cut the head off a banana and carefully scoop out the banana insides with a sundae spoon, making sure you do not break the peel. Fill peel with water and microwave for no more than 5 seconds. Pour out the water, insert cock, and start fucking. Gives new meaning to spanking the monkey.
the landshark • The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some Rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to JAWS. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
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